This is pretty shit at the moment because I realised I haven't done this for basically a week now but I promise I'll try and do it everyday from now on... or just change the name to joke of the week :D
28th January 2011
So I went to the pet shop and asked, how much is that doggy in the window?
He said, the one with the waggly tail?
I said, no, the one next to it.
21st January 2011
This literally laugh out loud. I was literally rolling on the floor laughing whilst still mysteriously typing ;)
Why does Justin Bieber have a forehead combover.
To hide the scar he got from Voldemort.
20th January 2011
Courtesy of the blonde legend (I think she made it up herself :P)
What shape is a parrot's car?
a Polygon
19th January 2011
One liner from Tim Vine's joke book.
I've just been on a cycling holiday, it's the most exhausting thing I have ever done in my entire life. I have got to get a smaller caravan.
18th January 2011
Man walks into an Adult Education Centre and says he wants to learn a language. When asked which one hes says, "I dunno, I just want to know what I'm buying in Lidl"
This joke is from the Metro btw.
17th January 2011
Today's joke of the day was told to me by Kyle in Maths :D
Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.
